badger

The donkey brays and the pony neighs

And the old gray badger sighs

Listen to the bass, it's the one on the bottom

You tell me I'm low 'cause I've slept on the floor

And out in the woods with the badgers and wolves

You threw me out 'cause I went digging for gold

The country air and all of it? s joys

But badgers couldn? t compensate at twice the price

For just another night with the boys, oh yeah

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you

There's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's (Badger)

And that's all I got to say

"Hey! There's a great show on the Discovery Channel tonight,

the history of the badger."

"Hmm, I wonder what badger tastes like?"

Old Badger was an outlaw that no man could ever ride

So tough, the devil's pitchfork couldn't penetrate his hide

And I took a look, a look down the road

To see a badger and a one-eyed toad

They didn't say a word, they just looked at me

It glitters and shines

It badgers and blinds

And constantly needs protecting

Tell you what you want to hear

Bloodthirsty honey badger

You think you're in the clear

Out in the woods, up to no good

I wanna make friends with the badger

The woodchuck likes me, we smoke PCP

happy was Rose Dover

speaking badger, fawn, rabbit

(behind the lumberjacks)